It was a typical Saturday afternoon when I heard the loud banging on the door of my neighbor's apartment. I had always assumed that the beautiful girl I saw coming in and out of his apartment was his girlfriend. So, naturally, I went over to see if she needed any help.
When I reached his door, I saw that she was furiously yelling and screaming at my neighbor. I heard her saying things like "I can't believe you!" and "This is not the kind of man I thought you were!" But my attention was drawn to the fact that my neighbor was refusing to open the door for her like she was dangerous. It was to the point that she called the police.
The police arrived quickly, and as they started banging on his door, I thought it would all just blow over. But to my surprise he still didn’t open the door, when the police finally managed to make him open the door, they discovered not one, but two more women inside all happy and this lady is outside trying to get her things.
As the police officers led my neighbor and his "mistress" out of the apartment and the lady who was at the door who I thought was his girlfriend getting her belongings, then this happened, I couldn't help but burst out laughing. All those times I had seen him coming in and out with different women, and it had never occurred to me that they might all be his women.
The funniest part of the whole thing was when my neighbor saw me laughing and said, "Hey man, don't laugh! This is serious!" But it was just too hard to resist. After all, who knew that my neighbor was such a ladies' man?
Always fascinating to find out what goes on behind closed doors!
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